This is my running list of miscellanea about myself.

Non-Academic Awards

  • Sporcle Live! Trivia League (Seattle)
    • Team Flancrest Enterprises, 1st place, Spring 2017
  • Microsoft College Puzzle Challenge
    • Team Friends, 1st place, 2017
    • Team Friends, 1st place, 2016
  • Microsoft Intern Puzzleday
    • Team Friends, 1st place, 2017
  • March Madness bracket pool
    • 1st place, 2013
  • Fantasy Football
    • Team DameJeudyDench, 1st place, 2020

Trivia About Me

  • I keep an extensive collection of cheap plastic sunglasses (current count: 42)
  • I am licensed to officiate weddings in the state of Washington
  • I have presided over 2 marriage certificate signings and 1 wedding
  • I appeared on an episode of a TV show on MTV called "Made"
  • I attended Barack Obama's first inauguration
  • I served as an expert witness on a federal case related to 3D-printed guns
  • I'm one of the 15% of people who can rumble their ears on command
  • My spirit Pokémon is an Ampharos

Favorite Quotes

  • "Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It is called a garbage CAN, not a garbage CANNOT" – Oscar the Grouch
  • "If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, living in the future. If you are at peace you are living in the moment." – Junia Bretas (?)